"black friday" more like the day where merchandise is sold for what it’s actually worth
i wAS IN THE CAR FOR TWO FUCKING HOURS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT MACKLEMORE’S FIRST NAME, MICHAEL MACKLEMORE? JACK MACKLEMORE? BOB MACKLEMORE? RONALD MACKLEMORE? I GO HOME AND GOOGLE HIS N AME AND H IS NA ME ISNS’T EVEN FUCKING MACKLEMORE IT’S BEN HAGGERTY B E N H A G G E R T Y
I am a senpai. And I will never notice you. Not because you’re not good enough. But because there are always these damn sparkles surrounding my head and I can’t fucking see anything.
do you ever just
stare into space and be like
oh my god i have no idea what my actual personality is
DID YOU GUYS KNOW THERE IS A BIKER GANG CALLED RESCUE INK THAT BREAKS UP DOGFIGHTING RINGS, CONFRONTS ANIMAL ABUSERS, CONFISCATES NEGLECTED ANIMALS AND INVESTIGATES STOLEN ANIMALS
YOU CAN READ MORE ABOUT THIS BADASSERY HERE
Bikers are generally great dudes
a couple nights ago i had a dream that Gordon Ramsay burst into my house and started trying to do a Kitchen Nightmares episode in my house.
I guess you could say that my dream was more like a nightmare.
a kitchen nightmare.